for the ADULTS, jokes and such

Women will never be truly happy with a man.
Wanna know why?
He does not have a chocolate member, and ejaculate money...

Lady Koko wrote:

omg.............this is hilarious
have a man grab on to those nipples, & all you'll hear will be GLUB,GLUB,GLUB

ROFL

those are great!

here is one thatt mike sent me.

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO ( boys will be boys; men will be men)






An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES!
I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What
did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.

whisperin_willow wrote:

Lady Koko wrote:

omg.............this is hilarious
have a man grab on to those nipples, & all you'll hear will be GLUB,GLUB,GLUB

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A GAME I CAN GET INTO!

I love it already and I havent played it yet.

I hope everyone had a great christmas.
And for what its worth, I say we play this game on my birthday, or christmas, or halloween, or. um, hehe

Peace and Love,
Redd

What do you say to a man that has two black eyes?
Nothing...you've already tried telling him twice.